Most people see a website and have no clue what it takes to create it and publish it.  I just wanted to give you a little glimpse to the other side.  I recently noticed that some of my pages don’t load even though they are uploaded on to a server, in other words.  You can look at files on a server the same way you do on your home computer.  For instance if I have a file called fartsniffer on my desktop and it is in  a folder called music which is in a folder called mystuff the address would be something like this. c/mystuff/music/fartsniffer.mpg  this is the path on your hard drive that take you to this file.
Well, the same applies to a server.  If I have a folder called stories and I have a story called fartsniffer then the address for that story would be http://anywebsite.com/stories/fartsniffer.txt
So here is where the problem lies, all the sudden when you click on the address to go to fartsniffer you get redirected to a folder called Home, but I don’t even have a folder called HOme on the server so how can this be?  Probably some kind of malware is installed on the server and is reeking havock.  What can I do? Pretty much alert the company who hosts my site and hope they can fix it. 

Long story short my people could be sent to a page that says the file does not exist but it really does.  Anyway I beleive that proble has been fixed and no I don’t really have a file called fartsniffer you can check out all of my stories here http://theehenhouse.com

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Mixed Messages

Thank you all for your comments on my post Mixed Messages. I must say I’m a little surprised that I received such an overwhelming response to that article.  Of course I realize surfing for porn is an activity that many people spend countless hours doing, I just couldn’t fathom so many of you would be interested in reading about how the best way is to go about doing it. 

Since I am an adult webmaster myself I have plenty to say about it and I will try to give you horny masses more tips soon.

Thanks again for all of your comments

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I spent most of the day today working on this

Grave Yard Seduction

My wife Kelly died exactly nine months ago, and I miss her just as much today as I did the day of her funeral. She was my soul mate the only woman I would ever love, the only one that I could always count on to be there for me no matter what. It’s getting harder and harder to remember her face, her girlish laugh, and the way she was with me.

I visit her grave site every Sunday. I don’t know why, I’ve never been particularly religious or superstitious but some how being there and knowing that somewhere beneath the dirt she lies helps me feel closer to her.

Each night after work I self medicate with a bottle of vodka it’s the only thing that numbs my sorrow, and loneliness. “Tonight would be no different,” I thought as I removed the bottle from my kitchen cabinet and poured myself a drink. I paced the kitchen floor as I tipped my glass and sucked down my new companion. I don’t know how many I drank I just kept pacing and drinking until my life seemed almost tolerable again.

“I want to see Kelly, I need to see Kelly. I’m going to see Kelly,” I told myself. I snatched up my car keys, and before I knew it I was heading down the gravel road inside the cemetery. As I got out of the car I saw a woman a few plots over from Kelly’s. I paid her little attention for I was drunk and on a mission.

I walked over to Kelly’s grave and knelt down on the ground. I put my hand on the dirt which covered my beloved’s body, hoping to feel some sign that she was there for me, just like she use to be. I felt nothing just cold clammy dirt. I cried her name out loud shamelessly. I never felt so alone in the world, or so discontented with life itself.

I cried for several minutes until my loneliness was interrupted by the presence of someone watching me. I could feel eyes upon me and see a silhouette of a woman casting a shadow on Kelly’s grave. I turned to face the woman dressed in black, she was pale and motionless standing beside the head stone next to Kelly’s. The heels of her shoes were sunk into the ground, and I couldn’t help to notice her long slender legs as a gentle breeze playfully manipulated the slit her dress.

“Are you ok?” she asked in a sweet voice. I stood and turned to face her.

“No, I’ll probably never be ok again.” I answered in a sarcastic tone.

The mysterious woman had very dark eyes almost black, and her hair hung down in an disorderly tuft of curls. “Is that your wife?” she asked pretending to be concerned.

I nodded, but stayed silent. She put her hand on my shoulder in an effort to comfort me, but her ice cold hand chilled me through my t-shirt, and offered little solace.

“I’m so sorry,” she said as she massaged my shoulder. There was something a little spooky about her yet her concern restored just a little of my faith in mankind.

“I’m Ashley,” she whispered softly. “I’ve been here for a long time.” I looked at her and for a split second, her eyes flashed red in the moonlight. A sense of fear and panic surged through my body like a sharp knife. I wanted to leave but my feet wouldn’t move, so I tried to convince myself the alcohol had played a trick on me.

Ashley lightly stroked her fingers down my face and leaned towards me. I closed my eyes and submitted to her. She pressed her ice cold lips against mine and slipped her tongue into my mouth. Our tongues circled around each other in a repetitive dance. She had her hands on my back rubbing me up and down with a sense of urgency as we kissed.

Then I felt her nails dig into the top of my back and claw their way down to my ass. The pain shot through me but an aphrodisiac like state quickly engulfed me and I wanted more. I tugged at the front of her dress ripping off one of the buttons.

“I’ve never been with a woman like this before but if she likes it rough she will not be disappointed,” I thought. I ripped her dress open the rest of the way down the front.

She made an odd hissing noise, but she didn’t cry out, or tell me to stop. Her tiny breasts were pointed and her skin unusually white. I scooped her up in my arms, and laid her down on top of my late wife’s grave. The anger I felt for Kelly’s abandonment had reinvented itself again. I dropped my pants and laid on top of her placing my knees between her thighs. She slapped me hard across the face but the sting only compelled me on.

I began to slowly hump her over her black lace panties with hard controlled thrust. I ran my fingers through her long black hair and bit her lightly on the neck. Then for no apparent reason she slapped me hard again, across the face. I forced her arms up, and held her wrists snugly together above her head, with one hand. I pulled her panties to one side with the other and began to guide my hard cock inside of her.

“Do you like that you little cunt?” I taunted as I slid my cock deep inside of her and felt her coldness on the inside. She didn’t say anything, but she bit me hard on the neck. It hurt and burned like a bite from a rabid dog as her teeth sank deep in my flesh.

I pulled her hair as I slammed in and out of her tight cold cunt. She tried to slap me again, but I slammed her hand down on the ground. I drilled as deep into as I could with long hard brutal thrusts. She didn’t move much and I couldn’t hear breathing over mine, but I think she was enjoying it. I gnawed on the end of her stiff frigid nipples biting down hard hoping to receive a response from her.

Again, and again I dipped deep inside of her and then slowly withdrew. I could feel my balls tightening and my cock getting closer to orgasm with each abusive thrust.

After several minutes of continuous fucking I could feel my consciousness begin to fade as my orgasm built up inside of me. Then just as I was ready to cum she looked me in the eyes. Her eyes turned red as fire and a small drop of blood secreted from the corner of her eye and trickled down her cheek.

At that moment I knew for sure she was not human, or at least not like the rest of us. I was frightened and confused but my body had an agenda that could not be put off. After a couple more hard fast strokes I shot hot spurts of cum deep inside of her. I continued to fuck her a few more minutes until I went limp and couldn’t go on.

I got up and helped her to her feet, I suddenly had become a gentlemen. Then she said something I didn’t understand. “Someone’s going to kill you soon. Someone who’s a friend of mine.”

I quickly fled the scene as fast as my feet could take me. I know I should not go back there, but every day is a struggle not to. I’m constantly fighting this magnetic draw that is pulling me back to Ashley’s ice cold touch and my wife’s final resting place.

I can’t stop thinking about what my less than human lover said to me. “Was it an invitation to the after life? Or was it some kind of threat. I just may find out some day, curiosity killed the cat.”

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Mixed Messages

I’m still scouring the web in search of adult websites that actually offer real content ie. nude photos, erotic stories, video clips. Honest creative webmasters seem to be harder to find, like a dieing bread slowly getting smother out by the huge spam sites. Or maybe, for most of them it’s just easier to become like their piers, and give their customers a run around, circle jerk finally passing them off to some blind link that offers very little momentary value to the owner of the site themselves or the adult surfer.
Here are a few tips for adults surfing for free porn on the internet. I can’t stess this enough, when you mouse over any link look at the url you will be going to before you click on it. If no you url appears leave the site. If a long url with a “?” at the end appears do not click, it is most likely a paid link that goes nowhere good. When you mouse over a url it should be what the text to describes ie if you mouse over a link text Daughters Nude and see a url like http://daughters-nude.com it’s a good link. However if you mouse over a the same link text and the url is something like http://daughters-nude.com/blah/blah/blah/3209? It could be a bad link.
I hope this helps you horny fuckers out there good luck and happy surfing.

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Webmaster Etiquette

There is nothing ruder than emailing a webmaster begging for a link trade, even sucking a little dick ie. (Your site is so nice, I love your site.) and then the receiving webmaster adds a link to the other fullfilling their request. Only to have them never recip the link and never to be heard from again. If any respectable webmaster really wants a link trade it’s common courtesy to put up a link before requesting a trade. ;-)

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A Webmasters Nightmare

Just another day sifting through lots of crapy porn sites trying to find just one or two that actually have their own content.  Just a few good sites that would consider a link exchange with my sites is all I need.  Sounds simple enough right?.. 

It would be if I had not standards and really didnt mind sending my visiters to sites that download nasty stuf on to their computers or give them a nice healthy virus.  But no I have to be the porn pusher with morals. 

Oh well tomorrow is another day.

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New Photos Added

New photo gallerys have been added at Daughters Nude  Daughters nude is a small site but has high quality photos good resolution of sexy teen models, definetley worth a visit.

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New Links Added

Adult video clipz has become friends with a new website I hope you take the time

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